Blobfish, Korean Penis Fish, Candiru, oh my!
Those mysterious Sector 512 guys are back are dredging up all of god's best depravities for your listening pleasure. As anticipated, multiple lists are dedicated to the animals of the world with the biggest penises and it basically rolls down hill like a 12 inch log from there.
Don't miss some absolutely repulsive items like duck rape, "traumatic insemination", corkscrew vaginas, bottle brush cocks, gelatinous flesh, copious slime production, willy-nilly sex changes, and the "Bo Jackson" of the animal kingdom. My god, our mothers would be ashamed and onto the pictures!
Yes son, that is its corkscrew ridculously huge rape-happy duck penis
Korean Penis Fish or "Huge Uncircumcised Throbbing Dick Fish"
The thing on the right is the semi-autonomous octopus pussy seeker penis
Envision that all angry and jammed head first up your pee-hole
Hagfish - Looks like Jaws mated with a Graboid sporting collagen lip injections
Blobfish - About the only thing a duck won't rape
Scotoplane - Just imagine this thing giving you an eskimo kiss
Wildcard is to come up with a new animal mascot for the Minnesota Twins to replace that lame-ass plushy-wannabe TC the Bear. Apparently nothing says Minnesota like invasive species.
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